Randall's Wal-Mart Epiphany

What?

Sometimes all I want to do it hurt, hurt, hurt.

I have a married friend. She is miserable. And I’m pretty sure she has feelings for me. And I, of course, have feelings for her. Although I wonder if I would if she wasn’t married.

Fuck marriage. Fuck this world for making us think eternity and love are anything but mutually exclusive.