Randall's Wal-Mart Epiphany

Dave wanted me to get a Tumblr...so I did.

Jun 15, 2009 8:19pm
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So Cow- To-Do List

Easy, breezy, charming. My kind of love song.

Jun 13, 2009 10:08pm

When I get off the bus, sometimes I find myself wishing someone would watch me walk away.

Jun 13, 2009 1:23pm

(My) Texts From Last Night: 6/13

Her (2:33am): You really just wanted to get me on your couch to make out, didn’t ya? ;)

Me (2:35am): Making out is fun. But good bad movies are sublime. Watching good bad movies with you whilst making out? Well, that’s something I’ll smile on for a while.

Her (2:39am): Oh really?

Me (2:40am): Winky face and the like. Let’s hang out again soon. I think you’re cool.

Her (2:43am): You’re not so bad yourself - thanks for showing me a good time ;)

This is good, right? Thoughts? As we all know, making out does not a budding relationship make. And I don’t want this one to fade away like the rest. Hm.

Jun 13, 2009 1:07pm
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The lead singer of this band (Okay) has Krohn’s Disease and can barely leave the house, let alone tour extensively. In spite of this, he makes some of the most beautiful music I’ve ever heard. This song, “Oh”, is a slow burn, but the last two minutes are absolutely gorgeous (the rest ain’t bad, either). Psychedelic folk is really the only way to describe it (at least from my limited vocabulary).

I’ve been touting this band for a year now. And most certainly shall not stop.

Jun 13, 2009 3:21am

Back, sluts.

I’m making an effort to make an effort again. Why? Because Dave Seger wants me to. And because I could likely write about things on here that I can’t in other places.

What, you ask?

How about Erin? A girl I’ve known for about 4 years and am currently almost dating. I’m obnoxiously smitten with this girl and regardless of whether or not she makes out with me, I have no idea how she feels about me.

Anyways, tonight we watched TROLL 2 and the THE ROOM and I was able to show her pictures of me and George Hardy and feel fucking harsh.

I am smitten. I can say this. And I have not been able to say this for a long time.

Thanks, Dave. I am making an effort again. FIND ME FOLLOWERS.

Jul 5, 2008 6:07pm
This rejection of a genuine relationship with another, for the sake of preserving an isolated narrow ‘me’, is the whole tragedy of the play. - G.C Bernard, speaking of Beckett’s, Krapp’s Last Tape
Jul 4, 2008 7:24pm

Sorry I’ve slacked here.

Two things:

1) I’m in Conneticut for the Eugene O’Neill Playwrights Conference. I’m here till the 15th. It’s prestigous as shit, I’m on the ocean, I’m surrounded by some of most important theatre artists in the country, I have no obligations, yet I’m continually getting depressed at random intervals throughout the day.

I miss my friends.

2) I think Girl Talk is fucking wonderful.

Apr 25, 2008 12:26pm
This is an AWFUL picture of me (awkward mid-sentence mouth and gonzo nose in full effect), but I AM rockin’ my Jesus to the Rescue shirt, which is a plus. 
The girl is Geneva. We’ve kinda been dating (which is, ya know, smart ‘cause I’m moving in two weeks). Regardless, she’s making me dinner tomorrow night. And that’s kinda nice. 

This is an AWFUL picture of me (awkward mid-sentence mouth and gonzo nose in full effect), but I AM rockin’ my Jesus to the Rescue shirt, which is a plus.

The girl is Geneva. We’ve kinda been dating (which is, ya know, smart ‘cause I’m moving in two weeks). Regardless, she’s making me dinner tomorrow night. And that’s kinda nice. 

Apr 23, 2008 10:40pm

I’m changing my religious beliefs on facebook. This is kind of a big deal for me, as capital G-O-D consumes a good deal of my art, my conciousness, my sanity.

It now says Verse Chorus Verse, which is not just a reference to my play (which was my frackin’ religion at the time), but also to the endless cycles which pervade our lives, our cultures, our universes.

Lately, I’ve been fond of saying that I believe in something much more terrifying than God; I believe in destiny…

…but that doesn’t seem appropriate for facebook.

So I’m robbing a Neil Gaiman quote I stole from Seger who stole it from somebody else and so on…

That’s all.

Apr 20, 2008 2:15pm
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Frightened Rabbit- Poke

“…you should look through some old photos

I adored you in every one of those

If someone took a picture of us now

they’d need to be told

that we had ever clung on tight

and maybe not with arms at night

‘I’d say she was his sister, but she doesn’t have his nose.’

And now we’re unrelated,

and rid of all the shit we hate

but I hate when I feel like this

and I never

hated you…”

Almost three years later and it’s still about the same girl.

But hey, no worries.

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